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Biden Opts Out Of Putting Last Few Felonies On Job Application

WASHINGTON—Saying he would be “sitting pretty” if he landed such a primo gig, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly decided Tuesday to leave off several of his most recent felonies while filling out a job application for a blackjack dealer position at the Horseshoe Casino Baltimore.
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Teachers' Job Satisfaction Lowest In 25 Years

According to a survey of the nation’s primary and secondary educators, less than 40 percent reported feeling very satisfied with their jobs, the lowest level in a quarter century. What do you think?

  • “If these people want to be happy, they never should have become teachers in the first place.”

    Alia Kite Munitions Worker
  • “Hey, not everyone can be lucky enough to be a quality control tester at a yogurt factory like me.”

    Logan Sweeney Quality Control Tester
  • “Haha! Take that, Mrs. Kucharski! I told you I’d win in the end!”

    Kevin Callery Furniture Packer

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