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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Teachers' Job Satisfaction Lowest In 25 Years

According to a survey of the nation’s primary and secondary educators, less than 40 percent reported feeling very satisfied with their jobs, the lowest level in a quarter century. What do you think?

  • “If these people want to be happy, they never should have become teachers in the first place.”

    Alia Kite Munitions Worker
  • “Hey, not everyone can be lucky enough to be a quality control tester at a yogurt factory like me.”

    Logan Sweeney Quality Control Tester
  • “Haha! Take that, Mrs. Kucharski! I told you I’d win in the end!”

    Kevin Callery Furniture Packer

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