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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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Teamsters Endorse Obama

The powerful Teamsters labor union endorsed Barack Obama. What do you think?
  • "It's still not an official endorsement until he pumps his arm and gets one of them to blow their horn."

    Ann Pepperell Systems Analyst
  • "I'm not sure what that really does for him aside from adding another tacky hat to his collection."

    Barry Lyall Smoking Cessation Counselor
  • "Well I was going to vote for him out of hope, but I suppose voting for him out of fear and intimidation is just as good.

    Steven Henley Heating Engineer

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