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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Teamsters Endorse Obama

The powerful Teamsters labor union endorsed Barack Obama. What do you think?
  • "It's still not an official endorsement until he pumps his arm and gets one of them to blow their horn."

    Ann Pepperell Systems Analyst
  • "I'm not sure what that really does for him aside from adding another tacky hat to his collection."

    Barry Lyall Smoking Cessation Counselor
  • "Well I was going to vote for him out of hope, but I suppose voting for him out of fear and intimidation is just as good.

    Steven Henley Heating Engineer

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