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Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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Teamsters Endorse Obama

The powerful Teamsters labor union endorsed Barack Obama. What do you think?
  • "It's still not an official endorsement until he pumps his arm and gets one of them to blow their horn."

    Ann Pepperell Systems Analyst
  • "I'm not sure what that really does for him aside from adding another tacky hat to his collection."

    Barry Lyall Smoking Cessation Counselor
  • "Well I was going to vote for him out of hope, but I suppose voting for him out of fear and intimidation is just as good.

    Steven Henley Heating Engineer

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