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Teamsters Endorse Obama

The powerful Teamsters labor union endorsed Barack Obama. What do you think?
  • "It's still not an official endorsement until he pumps his arm and gets one of them to blow their horn."

    Ann Pepperell
    Systems Analyst
  • "I'm not sure what that really does for him aside from adding another tacky hat to his collection."

    Barry Lyall
    Smoking Cessation Counselor
  • "Well I was going to vote for him out of hope, but I suppose voting for him out of fear and intimidation is just as good.

    Steven Henley
    Heating Engineer
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