Ted Cruz Gives 21-Hour Speech Against Obamacare

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Ted Cruz Gives 21-Hour Speech Against Obamacare

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), with the help of a few other conservative senators, spoke for over 21 hours on the floor of the Senate beginning yesterday afternoon as part of his effort to defund the Affordable Care Act. What do you think?

  • “What a brave, politically grandstanding man.”

    Toni-Ann Polis
    Table Setter
  • “How dare he cheapen the Senate with such theatrics?”

    Lionel Brauss
    Elastic Cutter
  • “He won me over at hour 15.”

    Barry Knell
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