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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Ted Cruz Gives 21-Hour Speech Against Obamacare

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), with the help of a few other conservative senators, spoke for over 21 hours on the floor of the Senate beginning yesterday afternoon as part of his effort to defund the Affordable Care Act. What do you think?

  • “What a brave, politically grandstanding man.”

    Toni-Ann Polis Table Setter
  • “How dare he cheapen the Senate with such theatrics?”

    Lionel Brauss Elastic Cutter
  • “He won me over at hour 15.”

    Barry Knell Systems Analyst

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