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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Teens Don't Tweet

A survey by Nielsen found that only 16 percent of Twitter users were under 25. What do you think?

  • "Isn't that the same percentage of teens who would respond to a Nielsen survey?"

    Theresa Siegfried Desk Clerk
  • "It's nice to know that my incisive musings and humorous takes on waiting in lines, reality TV, and my cat's behavior are reaching the mature and sophisticated audience they were intended for."

    Jody Phillips Systems Analyst
  • "That's because teens today are too busy sexting! I saw it on the news."

    Marshall Christensen Marketing Consultant
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