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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws

A new study from the insurance industry indicates that teens do not follow cell-phone laws while driving. What do you think?

  • "My beautiful laws! Ooh, those pesky teenagers."

    Perry Templeton Systems Analyst
  • "Not my child. My child is perfect."

    Quinn DuMonde Building Contractor
  • "The more technology these kids have, the more entitled they act. When my mom used to tell me I was spending too much time on the upstairs extension, I'd just call her a bitch."

    Jonah Gerdes Play Therapist

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