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Teens Ignore Mobile-Phone Laws

A new study from the insurance industry indicates that teens do not follow cell-phone laws while driving. What do you think?

  • "My beautiful laws! Ooh, those pesky teenagers."

    Perry Templeton
    Systems Analyst
  • "Not my child. My child is perfect."

    Quinn DuMonde
    Building Contractor
  • "The more technology these kids have, the more entitled they act. When my mom used to tell me I was spending too much time on the upstairs extension, I'd just call her a bitch."

    Jonah Gerdes
    Play Therapist
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