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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Teens More Stressed Than Adults

A new survey by the American Psychological Association found that teenagers feel more overwhelmed, depressed, and generally stressed out than adults, with 27 percent of teens reporting that they feel “extreme stress” versus 21 percent of adults. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, it must be hard to have all of your financial responsibilities taken care of and your whole life ahead of you.”

    Dylan Newman Ad Revenue Analyst
  • “Teens need to calm down and remember that it gets better for a tiny fraction of them.”

    Brett McCormack Weekly Circular Editor
  • “Yeah, suck it, teenagers!”

    Carrie Johnson File Clerk
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