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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Teens More Stressed Than Adults

A new survey by the American Psychological Association found that teenagers feel more overwhelmed, depressed, and generally stressed out than adults, with 27 percent of teens reporting that they feel “extreme stress” versus 21 percent of adults. What do you think?

  • “Yeah, it must be hard to have all of your financial responsibilities taken care of and your whole life ahead of you.”

    Dylan Newman Ad Revenue Analyst
  • “Teens need to calm down and remember that it gets better for a tiny fraction of them.”

    Brett McCormack Weekly Circular Editor
  • “Yeah, suck it, teenagers!”

    Carrie Johnson File Clerk
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