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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Televangelist Jerry Falwell Dead

Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell died yesterday after being found unconscious in his office. What do you think?
  • "It'll be interesting to see how Jerry Falwell is able to blame the ACLU for this."

    Cathy Breger Systems Analyst
  • "Does this mean my Liberty University online class is cancelled today?"

    Ron Boyd Veterinarian
  • "He was committed to preaching God's Word and for that he's earned his reward in heaven…unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything."

    Carl Furman Phlebotomist

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