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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Televangelist Jerry Falwell Dead

Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell died yesterday after being found unconscious in his office. What do you think?
  • "It'll be interesting to see how Jerry Falwell is able to blame the ACLU for this."

    Cathy Breger Systems Analyst
  • "Does this mean my Liberty University online class is cancelled today?"

    Ron Boyd Veterinarian
  • "He was committed to preaching God's Word and for that he's earned his reward in heaven…unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything."

    Carl Furman Phlebotomist
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