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Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Televangelist Jerry Falwell Dead

Moral Majority founder Jerry Falwell died yesterday after being found unconscious in his office. What do you think?
  • "It'll be interesting to see how Jerry Falwell is able to blame the ACLU for this."

    Cathy Breger Systems Analyst
  • "Does this mean my Liberty University online class is cancelled today?"

    Ron Boyd Veterinarian
  • "He was committed to preaching God's Word and for that he's earned his reward in heaven…unless, of course, he was completely wrong about everything."

    Carl Furman Phlebotomist

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