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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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Tenet's Resignation

CIA Director George Tenet resigned last week, claiming that the decision was "personal" and unconnected to recent controversies. What do you think?
  • "'Resign' is such an ugly word. Let's just agree to say that he was 'fired.'"

    Kristopher Williams Software Engineer
  • "I know how he feels. I resigned from Pizza Hut for personal reasons after I got caught with 10 pounds of frozen Italian sausage in my backpack."

    David Polster Clerk
  • "It's too bad he has to go, but if it'll prevent Sept. 11 from ever having happened, I'm all for it."

    Joseph Spagnolia Cleaner
  • "I guess now we just sit back and wait until Tenet commits suicide by shooting himself multiple times in the back of the head."

    Ilene Nash Jeweler
  • "It's no surprise Tenet resigned for personal reasons, considering the strain he was under overseeing the CIA, attending night classes, and raising six kids all by himself."

    James Morse Systems <br>Analyst
  • "He put in seven years, and for what? A brass plaque that's actually a camera, and a gold watch that kills people."

    Mary Myers Teacher Assistant

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