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NEW YORK—In response to President Trump’s declaration that transgendered Americans would no longer be permitted to serve in the military, the ACLU announced Wednesday that it was hard as a fucking rock right now.

Voter Fraud: Myth Vs. Fact

Concerns over fraudulent voting have grown since the 2016 election, with President Trump himself claiming that millions of people voted illegally. The Onion debunks some common myths about voter fraud.
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Tennessee Candidate Asks If Islam Is Cult

At an event earlier this month, Tennessee gubernatorial candidate Ron Ramsey questioned whether Islam was a religion or a cult, drawing criticism from Muslim leaders. What do you think?

  • "There's no such thing as a stupid question, unless you're a gubernatorial candidate and you ask whether Islam is a cult."

    Alex Smerdyakov Unemployed
  • "He must have chosen that time to ask because the crowd contained so many scholars of Islam."

    Hans Schultz Bricklayer
  • "What an absolutely horrible thing to say out loud."

    Lexie Brock Property Manager

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