Tennessee Unemployment Hits 10.7%

In This Section

Yu Wan Mei Onion Takeover

China Strong

Following approved article contains: Report on strength and might of China; Report on force and vigor of China; Report on how China will continue to succeed and never fail.

American Consumer Masses Agree: It Fish Time!

Following approved article contains: Report on big hot trend sweeping the palates of American consumers; Evidence of deliciousness and ease of consumption regarding all foodstuffs from Yu Wan Mei corporation; List of times of day in which appetizing Fish Time is observed.
End Of Section
  • More News
TV Listings
Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

Special Coverage

Innovation

Originality

Tennessee Unemployment Hits 10.7%

The unemployment rate for the American state of Tennessee reached its highest point in 26 years. What do you think?
  • "I could sure use some small, inexpensive, imported toys to cheer myself up."

    John Smith
    Shop Keep
  • "High unemployment was understandable in 1983, as it was the Year of the Pig. But this is the Year of the Ox, a very robust creature, so there is no other explanation than Tennessee citizens’ shameful laziness."

    Edith Jones
    Industrious Laborer
  • "Tennessee is the land of Elvis Presley and therefore will never be brought low by unemployment. Long live the American King!"

    Paul Harris
    Unjust Emissions Retrofitter
Next Story

Onion Video

Watch More