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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Terrorism Training Videos Yanked From YouTube

The new community guidelines for YouTube ban users from uploading videos that incite violence or teach violent activities, like bomb making. What do you think?
  • "That's a relief. There's no telling what kind of havoc a group of YouTube-trained terrorists could cause."

    Pat Olifant Carpenter
  • "Also, they should stop terrorism in places besides YouTube."

    Jill Wikler Volleyball Coach
  • "Oh man, how's my start-up terrorist group supposed to get the word out now? Flyers?"

    Mike Harmon Terrorist

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