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With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

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President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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Tesla To Sell Cars In Malls

Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors has begun opening shops in malls to sell its $100,000 vehicles. What do you think?

  • “This will be a huge hit with the ‘has $100,000 for an experimental luxury car but still shops in a middle-class retail setting’ demographic.”

    Brooke Lenz Utility Assembler
  • “Oh, no! I wish I'd known that; I just bought a Chevy Volt at an open air farmers market!”

    Adam Stavin Systems Analyst
  • “Are they hiring? After five years at Borders, I have a great deal of experience working in a retail environment people only enter to use the bathroom.”

    Calvin Ensign Permit Agent

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