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Tesla To Sell Cars In Malls

Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors has begun opening shops in malls to sell its $100,000 vehicles. What do you think?

  • “This will be a huge hit with the ‘has $100,000 for an experimental luxury car but still shops in a middle-class retail setting’ demographic.”

    Brooke Lenz
    Utility Assembler
  • “Oh, no! I wish I'd known that; I just bought a Chevy Volt at an open air farmers market!”

    Adam Stavin
    Systems Analyst
  • “Are they hiring? After five years at Borders, I have a great deal of experience working in a retail environment people only enter to use the bathroom.”

    Calvin Ensign
    Permit Agent