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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Tesla To Sell Cars In Malls

Electric car manufacturer Tesla Motors has begun opening shops in malls to sell its $100,000 vehicles. What do you think?

  • “This will be a huge hit with the ‘has $100,000 for an experimental luxury car but still shops in a middle-class retail setting’ demographic.”

    Brooke Lenz Utility Assembler
  • “Oh, no! I wish I'd known that; I just bought a Chevy Volt at an open air farmers market!”

    Adam Stavin Systems Analyst
  • “Are they hiring? After five years at Borders, I have a great deal of experience working in a retail environment people only enter to use the bathroom.”

    Calvin Ensign Permit Agent

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