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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Testosterone, Needles Possibly Found At Pistorius' Home

Police say they found needles and what may be testosterone in Oscar Pistorius’ bedroom, suggesting that the double-amputee Olympic sprinter may have been doping around the time he shot his girlfriend, though defense lawyers claimed the substance was an herbal supplement and not a steroid. What do you think?

  • “I don’t see what the big deal is. They found all sorts of crazy stuff at my apartment after I killed my girlfriend.”

    Neil Salvatori Systems Analyst
  • “The guy has no legs. Let him take whatever he wants, for chrissakes.”

    Theresa Berman Oil Sprayer
  • “It was probably echinacea. I use it to boost my immune system, but every now and again when I take it, I murder someone I love.”

    Dennis Lew Layaway Clerk

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