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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Testosterone, Needles Possibly Found At Pistorius' Home

Police say they found needles and what may be testosterone in Oscar Pistorius’ bedroom, suggesting that the double-amputee Olympic sprinter may have been doping around the time he shot his girlfriend, though defense lawyers claimed the substance was an herbal supplement and not a steroid. What do you think?

  • “I don’t see what the big deal is. They found all sorts of crazy stuff at my apartment after I killed my girlfriend.”

    Neil Salvatori Systems Analyst
  • “The guy has no legs. Let him take whatever he wants, for chrissakes.”

    Theresa Berman Oil Sprayer
  • “It was probably echinacea. I use it to boost my immune system, but every now and again when I take it, I murder someone I love.”

    Dennis Lew Layaway Clerk
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