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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Testosterone Patch Revives Female Sex Drive

A study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine says that postmenopausal women experience an increase in libido with a testosterone patch. What do you think?
  • "I'm skeptical. Does this really work better than half a glass of white zinfandel and a Robert Redford movie?"

    Mike Vinton Line Cook
  • "Testosterone will make me into a woman again? I thought this sweater with embroidered cats would."

    Margaret Lee Systems Analyst
  • "Why all this attention on women's sex drives? When will they come up with a pill that allows me to achieve and sustain an erection?"

    Bobby Hirt Cabinet Maker
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