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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Testosterone Patch Revives Female Sex Drive

A study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine says that postmenopausal women experience an increase in libido with a testosterone patch. What do you think?
  • "I'm skeptical. Does this really work better than half a glass of white zinfandel and a Robert Redford movie?"

    Mike Vinton Line Cook
  • "Testosterone will make me into a woman again? I thought this sweater with embroidered cats would."

    Margaret Lee Systems Analyst
  • "Why all this attention on women's sex drives? When will they come up with a pill that allows me to achieve and sustain an erection?"

    Bobby Hirt Cabinet Maker

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