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Texas Legislator Wants Asians To Americanize Names

Texas state Rep. Betty Brown suggested that Asian-American voters should change their names to something "easier for Americans to deal with." What do you think?
  • “Wouldn’t it just be easier to teach Texans how to read?”

    Harvey Martin
    Systems Analyst
  • "Maybe they should adopt names that sound like the love interest of a superhero, as Betty Brown clearly did."

    Maria Delfina Lobry
    Nutritionist
  • “Yeah, that’s why I changed my name from Tim to Tom.”

    Tom Ong
    Pediatrician
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