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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Texas Passes Sweeping Abortion Restrictions

Despite an 11-hour filibuster by state senator Wendy Davis two weeks earlier, the Texas legislature passed strict abortion limits during a special session called by Governor Rick Perry, likely resulting in the closure of all but five of the state’s abortion clinics. What do you think?

  • “This is really going to screw up my dream of getting an abortion in all 50 states.”

    Robin Weaver Escalator Constructor
  • “Luckily, I still have a number of painful and potentially deadly ways to take care of this myself.”

    Erin August Actress
  • “Here’s a thought experiment: What if men could get pregnant, and what if one hapless scientist had to be the first one to try it?”

    James Barron Housekeeper

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