Texas Passes Sweeping Abortion Restrictions

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Texas Passes Sweeping Abortion Restrictions

Despite an 11-hour filibuster by state senator Wendy Davis two weeks earlier, the Texas legislature passed strict abortion limits during a special session called by Governor Rick Perry, likely resulting in the closure of all but five of the state’s abortion clinics. What do you think?

  • “This is really going to screw up my dream of getting an abortion in all 50 states.”

    Robin Weaver
    Escalator Constructor
  • “Luckily, I still have a number of painful and potentially deadly ways to take care of this myself.”

    Erin August
    Actress
  • “Here’s a thought experiment: What if men could get pregnant, and what if one hapless scientist had to be the first one to try it?”

    James Barron
    Housekeeper
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