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Earth Ranked Number One Party Planet

FRAMINGHAM, MA—Noting its high concentration of nightlife, droves of attractive singles, and atmospheric conditions allowing liquid alcohol to exist, the ‘Princeton Review’ on Monday ranked Earth the Milky Way galaxy’s top party planet for the fifth year in a row.
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Texas Pastor Calls Mormonism Cult

After introducing Gov. Rick Perry during a campaign stop, megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress drew criticism when he referred to Mormonism as a cult. What do you think?

  • "Well, who better to spot a cult than a Texan messenger of God?"

    Shannon Brown Hooking-Machine Operator
  • "I'm sure Mr. Perry's supporters will soon set him straight."

    Jennifer Cargill Fuse Maker
  • "Seems like a stretch. I mean, Mitt Romney and Harry Reid don’t even have matching sneakers or anything."

    Jimmy Wynette Unemployed
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