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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Texas UFO Identified

An object that streaked dramatically across the Texas sky earlier this week was identified by the FAA as a meteor, not, as many had speculated, debris from a satellite collision. What do you think?
  • "I saw that! I made a wish on it that I would be interviewed by a newspaper I'd never heard of!"

    Kim Richter Customer Service Representative
  • "Just in case, they should have teams across Texas yee-hawing and firing wildly into the air in around-the-clock shifts."

    Kelly Zeroth Accountant
  • "Yes. Meteor. Of course that is what it can be, please. My name? John...Smith. I live in Earth."

    John Smith Earth Human

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