"Stupid Thanksgiving. I wish I could go to work."Jason Woods Locksmith
"That reminds me: I have to put my ashtray/gravy boat in the dishwasher."Bill Foad Unemployed
"Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday next to National Give Your Mom a Candle Day. Wait, that's not a real holiday? I knew it, Mom!"Liz Munro Party Planner
While the rest of the world goes about its business, the United States will celebrate its traditional day of thanks today. What do you think?