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Drug Found To Boost Female Libido

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Gunman Thought Coworkers Would Be Back From Lunch By Now

NEW YORK—"Huh, I wonder where everyone is," said the emotionally disturbed publishing professional, bringing the high-powered assault weapon down from eye-level and slowly snapping the safety back on. "Definitely thought they'd be back from that sandwich place by now."
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Thanksgiving Today

While the rest of the world goes about its business, the United States will celebrate its traditional day of thanks today. What do you think?
  • "Stupid Thanksgiving. I wish I could go to work."

    Jason Woods
    Locksmith
  • "That reminds me: I have to put my ashtray/gravy boat in the dishwasher."

    Bill Foad
    Unemployed
  • "Thanksgiving is my least favorite holiday next to National Give Your Mom a Candle Day. Wait, that's not a real holiday? I knew it, Mom!"

    Liz Munro
    Party Planner
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