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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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The Candidate And Cocaine

Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush continues to dodge questions about whether he has ever used cocaine or other illegal drugs. What do you think?
  • "Bush is a good man, and I'm sure he wouldn't have done drugs unless he absolutely had to."

    Wayne Caldwell Systems Analyst
  • "He had access to cocaine? Man, I wish my dad was head of the CIA."

    Paul Stankiewicz Meat Cutter
  • "This is the sort of thing that could cause America to lose faith in the privileged sons of the rich and powerful."

    Linda Atkinson Commercial Artist
  • "A candidate who did drugs? I'm voting for him. He's sure to kick all the fat cats out of office and rule with groovy peace vibes."

    Randy Hart Welder
  • "I can't believe the media is making such a big deal out of this utter non-issue. When I was hanging with George back in the '70s, we did lots worse stuff than that, believe me."

    Steve<br>Loomi Mathematician
  • "I just don't understand. He had the whole world at his feet. Why would he want to party on drugs?"

    Margot Penny Insurance Agent
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