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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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The Candidate And Cocaine

Republican presidential candidate George W. Bush continues to dodge questions about whether he has ever used cocaine or other illegal drugs. What do you think?
  • "Bush is a good man, and I'm sure he wouldn't have done drugs unless he absolutely had to."

    Wayne Caldwell Systems Analyst
  • "He had access to cocaine? Man, I wish my dad was head of the CIA."

    Paul Stankiewicz Meat Cutter
  • "This is the sort of thing that could cause America to lose faith in the privileged sons of the rich and powerful."

    Linda Atkinson Commercial Artist
  • "A candidate who did drugs? I'm voting for him. He's sure to kick all the fat cats out of office and rule with groovy peace vibes."

    Randy Hart Welder
  • "I can't believe the media is making such a big deal out of this utter non-issue. When I was hanging with George back in the '70s, we did lots worse stuff than that, believe me."

    Steve<br>Loomi Mathematician
  • "I just don't understand. He had the whole world at his feet. Why would he want to party on drugs?"

    Margot Penny Insurance Agent

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