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A growing sex-abuse scandal is engulfing the Catholic Church, with many priests accused of sexually molesting children. What do you think?
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  • "Catholic priests are being unfairly singled out as pedophiles. We must not forget the music teachers and hockey coaches."

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  • "This is just secular, liberal-media hysteria over thousands of grade-schoolers getting ass-raped."

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