The Cost Of Winning In Minnesota

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The Cost Of Winning In Minnesota

The undecided Senate race between incumbent Republican Norm Coleman and challenger Al Franken has cost the two a combined $50 million dollars. What do you think?
  • "Wow. And Norm Coleman doesn’t even have all those Air America royalty checks rolling in."

    Liz Borella
    Law Examiner
  • "I bet they wish they had just spent the $20 million it costs to rig the election."

    Patrick Hendrickson
    Systems Analyst
  • "$50 million? For winning Minnesota? But it has Canada geese shit everywhere."

    Slater Madden
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