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'The Dark Knight' Tops Box Office

The latest installment of the Batman franchise opened at No. 1 in the box office this weekend. What do you think?
  • "That may be, but Mamma Mia! opened No. 1 in my heart."

    Walt Judge Systems Analyst
  • "The Dark Knight is a thrilling, complex crime drama guaranteed to enrich my sexual fantasies about its cast members."

    Penny Lathrop Parenting Coach
  • "I shouldn't have gone on the Dark Knight ride at Six Flags before seeing the movie. It gave too much away."

    David Andresen Surveyor

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