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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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President Bush's proposed $379 billion defense budget would be the largest increase in two decades. What do you think?
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  • "What do I care what Congress does with their money?"

    Vanessa O'Connor Homemaker
  • "This is a return to the Reagan Era, when bombs came before the poor. It's time to reunite my '80s hardcore punk band, Critical Truth."

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  • "Hopefully, the Pentagon will justify this massive spending outlay by buying some really cool shit."

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  • "So, do I get a $300 check this year? No? Bush is such an asshole."

    Peter Lyght Civil Engineer
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