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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.

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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.
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The Defense Budget

President Bush's proposed $379 billion defense budget would be the largest increase in two decades. What do you think?
  • "That seems like a reasonable amount. Wait, I didn't see those last nine zeroes. Uh-oh."

    Dana Durbin Teacher
  • "What do I care what Congress does with their money?"

    Vanessa O'Connor Homemaker
  • "This is a return to the Reagan Era, when bombs came before the poor. It's time to reunite my '80s hardcore punk band, Critical Truth."

    Dan Eckert Electrician
  • "Hopefully, the Pentagon will justify this massive spending outlay by buying some really cool shit."

    Richard Kent Systems Analyst
  • "So, do I get a $300 check this year? No? Bush is such an asshole."

    Peter Lyght Civil Engineer
  • "Let us not lose sight of the most important thing here: bombsbombsbombsbombs- bombsbombsbombsbombs- bombsbombsbombsbombs, KABLOOMA!"

    Bob Nowell Contractor

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Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

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