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Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

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Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.

Helpful Man Saves Woman Effort Of Telling Idea To Boss Herself

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The Enron Scandal

Enron, which went bankrupt amid charges of document shredding, shady accounting, and executive greed, is the subject of a House hearing. What do you think?
  • "Whoever is responsible for this scandal should be a man and step forward for a very short sentence in a very posh jail."

    Donna Clarke Librarian
  • "Oh, to be a fly on the wall at that 463-hour hearing."

    Chris Anderson Mailroom Clerk
  • "This marks the end of an era of innocence for our nation's massive energy concerns."

    Buddy Jessup Landscaper
  • "Serves those employees right for buying into something as shady as a corporate 401(k) plan."

    Frederick Voss Lawyer
  • "It's bad, but it's not worth killing yourself over. Unless you're a former senior executive with inside knowledge of the company's crimes, that is."

    Robert Rossum Systems Analyst
  • "The government is going to take a half-hearted stab at bringing those responsible to justice, right? Good."

    Melinda Grazen Teacher

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