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President’s American Manufacturing Council Down To CEO Of Shoe Carnival

WASHINGTON—Following a series of resignations from prominent CEOs amid the fallout from President Trump’s handling of white-nationalist violence in Charlottesville, VA, White House sources confirmed Tuesday that Trump’s American Manufacturing Council is now down to a single member, Clifton Sifford, CEO and president of Shoe Carnival.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.

Tide Debuts New Sour Apple Detergent Pods

CINCINNATI—Calling it the perfect choice for consumers looking to add some tartness to their laundry, Procter and Gamble on Tuesday unveiled a new sour apple Tide detergent pod.

The iPhone Turns 10

A decade ago today, Apple released the iPhone and revolutionized the way humans use technology. Here’s a look back at the evolution of the iPhone:

Pros And Cons Of The Gig Economy

Americans are increasingly using on-demand services, both as workers and consumers. Here are the major benefits and drawbacks of the gig economy.

Frontier Airlines Tells Customers To Just Fucking Deal With It

‘You’re Uncomfortable For A Few Hours And Then You Get To Be Somewhere Else,’ Says CEO

DENVER—Noting that some discomfort should be expected while traveling to a faraway place in just a few goddamn hours, officials from ultra-low-cost carrier Frontier Airlines reportedly told customers Thursday to just fucking deal with it.
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The Firestone Tire Recall

Last month, Firestone announced a recall of 6.5 million tires following reports of 46 deaths related to blowouts of tires on Ford sport-utility vehicles. The death toll has since risen to 88. What do you think?
  • "You can bet that from now on, I'll only be buying Michelins–the only tire safe enough for a nude infant to ride around in without even any car."

    Matthew Kramer Consultant
  • "SUV drivers are being killed. Killed, I tell you! Whoopee!"

    Diane Tendero Nurse Practitioner
  • "This is precisely why I will not permit vulcanization in my home."

    Donna Petruso Caterer
  • "I bet those Consumer Reports guys are really creaming their jeans over this one."

    Ron Gullett Electrician
  • "This should be a boon to Fox's America's Deadliest Crashes. I'm sick of seeing that motorcycle run into the bus."

    Marty Reese Carpenter
  • "I still say it's better to careen off a cliff in a Ford than drive a Chevy."

    Ed Westlake Systems Analyst

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