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Vol 46 Issue 52

Paper Proposes One-Way Trips To Mars

An article in the Journal Of Cosmology suggests that in order to make a manned flight to Mars an affordable reality in the near future, plans should not include a return trip.

New Social Networking Site Changing The Way Oh, Christ, Forget It

NEW YORK—While millions of young, tech-savvy professionals already use services like Facebook and Twitter to keep in constant touch with friends, a new social networking platform called Foursquare has recently taken the oh, fucking hell, can't some other desperate news outlet cover this crap instead?
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  • Child Visiting Ellis Island Sees Where Grandparents Once Toured

    ELLIS ISLAND, NY—Pausing to imagine the throngs of people who must have arrived with them that day back in 1994, 12-year-old Max Bertrand reportedly spent his visit to Ellis Island this afternoon walking around the same immigrant station his grandparents once toured.

The Future Of High Speed Rail

Many states are returning the federal money allocated for high-speed rail projects. What do you think?

  • "Maybe more states would embrace these trains if they were just a bit dirtier and slower."

    Fernando Felter
    Sales Associate
  • "It gives you so much less time to solve each murder before the train stops."

    Melisa Boxx
    Medical Technician
  • "This reminds me of when I told Congress thanks but no thanks on that Bridge to Nowhere."

    Sarah Palin
    Television Personality
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