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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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The Future Of High Speed Rail

Many states are returning the federal money allocated for high-speed rail projects. What do you think?

  • "Maybe more states would embrace these trains if they were just a bit dirtier and slower."

    Fernando Felter Sales Associate
  • "It gives you so much less time to solve each murder before the train stops."

    Melisa Boxx Medical Technician
  • "This reminds me of when I told Congress thanks but no thanks on that Bridge to Nowhere."

    Sarah Palin Television Personality
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