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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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The Future Of High Speed Rail

Many states are returning the federal money allocated for high-speed rail projects. What do you think?

  • "Maybe more states would embrace these trains if they were just a bit dirtier and slower."

    Fernando Felter Sales Associate
  • "It gives you so much less time to solve each murder before the train stops."

    Melisa Boxx Medical Technician
  • "This reminds me of when I told Congress thanks but no thanks on that Bridge to Nowhere."

    Sarah Palin Television Personality

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