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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.
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The Global-Warming Crisis

According to the National Oceanic And Atmospheric Administration, the average 1998 worldwide temperature was 58.5 degrees, making it the warmest year on record. What do you think about the rising global-warming threat?
  • "Glenn Frey foretold of this grave crisis in his prophetic 1985 hit 'The Heat Is On.'"

    Lorraine Schwall Pediatrician
  • "We must put out the sun before it's too late."

    Marvin Malzone Financial Planner
  • "I just hope that when the world is a post-apocalyptic desert wasteland, I can get my hands on one of them dune-buggy things."

    Dennis Runnels Plumber
  • "Does this question involve the Super Bowl? No? Can you think of one that does?"

    Charles Green Systems Analyst
  • "I for one promise to stop aiming my aerosol cans directly at the sky."

    Armen Wills Cook
  • "I've always loved never-ending summers, palm trees and balmy tropical breezes, and it'll be nice to have them here in Winnipeg."

    Patricia Kolstad Teacher
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