"I tried acupuncture once to cure a liver ailment. It wasn't the needles that bothered me; it was the Asian guy laughing at me in the background."Ed Shelby
"My bad breath was recently healed by a powerful new-age Certs flavor crystal."Alison Nickerson
"This guy once told me he could redirect my chi energy by putting his dick in my butt. He was a very wise man."Ron Kramer
"I had my thyroid gland removed without any anesthetic, and only two acupuncture needles in my neck. The pain was excruciating."Francis Dhuey
"I've been on a ginseng-only diet for three weeks now. Look at the colors, man. The colors."Stacy Rokowitz
"My wife had a swami over last week to correctly align her yoni and chakras. She said it worked, but it sure looked to me like he was just fucking her."Benjamin Wuhl
Led by such new-age gurus as Deepak Chopra and Andrew Weil, holistic medicine is more popular than ever. What do you think of alternative medicine?