"It's about time a serious heavyweight challenged Wal-Mart's position as the most depressing place on earth."Etta Newkirk
"As a major purchaser of lawn shit, I'm as happy as I let myself get."Chester Hoyt
"Does this mean the Sears Tower will be repurposed for Kmart? Just think how awesome a giant red neon "K" is gonna look up there on the top of that mamma jamma!"Javier DeKalb
"I'm glad I no longer have to choose between Kmart and Sears. It often made things very uncomfortable."Leo Nevins
"I'm gonna love the look on their faces when I announce that I, F.W. Woolworth IV, am relaunching the trusted Woolworth name!"F.W. Woolworth IV
"But... I just want a new dish brush..."Alicia Bergen
Last week, Kmart bought Sears in a surprise $11 billion deal, creating the nation's third-largest retailer. What do you think?