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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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The Magic Number

What is your favorite number?
  • "You mean, other than eight?"

    Trish Rubin Choral Director
  • "I have trouble deciding between 12 and 85, so I'll take their average and say 48.5."

    Gene Pfeiffer Systems Analyst
  • "The cosine of 67 degrees, because that's the number I wore when I played football in high school."

    Liz Schreiber Hotel Concierge
  • "Sorry, I flunked math. But 'albedo' is my favorite meteorological term."

    Tanner Bilson Waiter
  • "I know it's trendy, but I'd have to say six."

    Art Dawes Accordionist
  • "I don't really have a favorite. Just so long as I'm counting, I'm happy."

    George Reuschelm French Teacher

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