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The Magic Number

What is your favorite number?
  • "You mean, other than eight?"

    Trish Rubin Choral Director
  • "I have trouble deciding between 12 and 85, so I'll take their average and say 48.5."

    Gene Pfeiffer Systems Analyst
  • "The cosine of 67 degrees, because that's the number I wore when I played football in high school."

    Liz Schreiber Hotel Concierge
  • "Sorry, I flunked math. But 'albedo' is my favorite meteorological term."

    Tanner Bilson Waiter
  • "I know it's trendy, but I'd have to say six."

    Art Dawes Accordionist
  • "I don't really have a favorite. Just so long as I'm counting, I'm happy."

    George Reuschelm French Teacher

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