"For years, men have been screwing women and then vanishing. But one woman does it, and there's all this hoop-de-doo."Donald Bumbry
"Man, the Democrats sure do love those intern Jewesses."Hal Murray
"I am enraged by Condit's evasiveness. Just tell us, yes or no: Did you have butt sex?"Fred Singleton
"While the police are at it, they should find out where my intern is. I asked for those copies 20 minutes ago!"Richard Sakata
"I've been missing for almost two years now, and it still hasn't made the news."Jill Roenicke
"I hope this finally shows our young people that there's no future in fucking politicians."Diana Dempsey
Four months after her disappearance, the search continues for Chandra Levy, the 24-year-old intern who had an affair with Rep. Gary Condit (D-CA). What do you think?