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Hollywood Stars Overthrown In Bloody C-List Uprising

LOS ANGELES—Unleashing a brutal wave of violence and destruction that has upended the entire power structure of the entertainment industry overnight, the nation’s C-list celebrities have carried out a bloody coup to overthrow the hottest stars in Hollywood, sources reported Tuesday.

Lost Jack London Manuscript, ‘The Doggy,’ Found

RYE, NY—Workers inventorying the estate of a recently deceased Westchester County art dealer earlier this month reportedly stumbled upon a draft of a previously unknown Jack London novel titled The Doggy, and the work is already being hailed by many within the literary world as a masterpiece.
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The Month Of Zepcember

After years apart, the three original members of Led Zeppelin reunited in a triumphant concert in London on Monday. What do you think?
  • "Yes! Play 'Stairwell To Heaven'!"

    Katya Armstrong Systems Analyst
  • "It just goes to show that no matter how old you get, you can always use more money."

    Blain Freeman Lighting Designer
  • "It was truly a concert that people will tell their grandchildren about the following weekend."

    Scott Frederiksen Cabinet Maker

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