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Sources: George Clooney Looking Good

HOLLYWOOD—Clooney, whose steely gaze has captivated millions around the globe, has attained the highest possible scores in every known measure of attractiveness.

Ike Turner Dead

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LeBron James

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After years apart, the three original members of Led Zeppelin reunited in a triumphant concert in London on Monday. What do you think?
  • "Yes! Play 'Stairwell To Heaven'!"

    Katya Armstrong
    Systems Analyst
  • "It just goes to show that no matter how old you get, you can always use more money."

    Blain Freeman
    Lighting Designer
  • "It was truly a concert that people will tell their grandchildren about the following weekend."

    Scott Frederiksen
    Cabinet Maker
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