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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

Joe Arpaio’s Family Surprises Him With Detained Hispanic Motorist

FOUNTAIN HILLS, AZ—In celebration of the dismissal of his conviction for criminal contempt via presidential pardon, Joe Arpaio’s family reportedly sought to surprise the former sheriff Tuesday with a 30-year-old Mexican national whom they detained on suspicion of having entered the country illegally.
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The Nuclear Response

Calling nuclear retaliation against attackers "an option," President Bush wants to build up the U.S. nuclear arsenal as a means of deterrence. What do you think?
  • "This is great news. I've always been afraid of dying alone."

    Diane Balboni Podiatrist
  • "Oh, well. And I was just getting used to calling it a root cellar."

    Ron Cotto Machinist
  • "Finally, the president is listening to what the American people want."

    Pat Langston Systems Analyst
  • "At least this means they'll be reopening the nuclear-warhead factory here in Flint, MI."

    Rich Buhner Unemployed
  • "This is a difficult issue, but, ultimately, nuclear preparedness is the only answer to the problem of global population."

    Tom Bankhead Developer
  • "Can we go back to ruining the world through deforestation and steady ozone depletion? That was a lot less scary."

    Linda Kingery Teacher

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Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir

‘What Happened,’ a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations:

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