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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

Donald Trump Jr. Takes Son On Hunting Trip In National Zoo

WASHINGTON—In what he referred to as an important rite of passage for his 8-year-old son, Donald John III, Donald Trump Jr. took his eldest boy to the Smithsonian National Zoological Park for his first-ever hunting trip, sources said Wednesday.
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The Nuclear Response

Calling nuclear retaliation against attackers "an option," President Bush wants to build up the U.S. nuclear arsenal as a means of deterrence. What do you think?
  • "This is great news. I've always been afraid of dying alone."

    Diane Balboni Podiatrist
  • "Oh, well. And I was just getting used to calling it a root cellar."

    Ron Cotto Machinist
  • "Finally, the president is listening to what the American people want."

    Pat Langston Systems Analyst
  • "At least this means they'll be reopening the nuclear-warhead factory here in Flint, MI."

    Rich Buhner Unemployed
  • "This is a difficult issue, but, ultimately, nuclear preparedness is the only answer to the problem of global population."

    Tom Bankhead Developer
  • "Can we go back to ruining the world through deforestation and steady ozone depletion? That was a lot less scary."

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Bill O’Reilly Tearfully Packs Up Framed Up-Skirt Photos From Desk

NEW YORK—Smiling wistfully as he gazed at the cherished mementos that had sat on his desk for much of the past 20 years, former Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly reportedly grew teary-eyed Thursday as he packed up the framed up-skirt photos from his work space following his termination by the cable channel.

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