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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Trump’s Budget Proposal: What You Need To Know

President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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The Nuclear Response

Calling nuclear retaliation against attackers "an option," President Bush wants to build up the U.S. nuclear arsenal as a means of deterrence. What do you think?
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  • "Oh, well. And I was just getting used to calling it a root cellar."

    Ron Cotto Machinist
  • "Finally, the president is listening to what the American people want."

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  • "At least this means they'll be reopening the nuclear-warhead factory here in Flint, MI."

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  • "This is a difficult issue, but, ultimately, nuclear preparedness is the only answer to the problem of global population."

    Tom Bankhead Developer
  • "Can we go back to ruining the world through deforestation and steady ozone depletion? That was a lot less scary."

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