The Onion's 2008 In Review: Entertainment

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Just Like Everything Else!: Fox 8 p.m. EDT/7 p.m. ABC Pete's wife is still on him about building that darn shed, these kids are going to be the death of Sheila and Dave, and the hot next-door neighbor is up in EVERYBODY'S business! Sunday nights on ABC couldn't be any more familiar!

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The Onion's 2008 In Review: Entertainment

This year, tabloid mainstays like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were largely out of the limelight. What do you think?
  • "That is because the world had bigger things to deal with, like Miley Cyrus, and another Angelina Jolie baby."

    Arvid Bell
    Insurance Salesman
  • "I'm glad the media finally heeded those poor girls' repeated pleas for privacy."

    Gene Edmonds
    Unemployed
  • "I was hugely surprised by this, especially because we found out this year that Lindsay is a giant lesbian. Who doesn't like a cover story about a giant lesbian?"

    Kate Billey
    Visiting Nurse
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