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The Onion's 2008 In Review: Politics

In 2008, two Democratic governors, Eliot Spitzer of New York and Rod Blagojevich of Illinois, were disgraced by illegal activities. What do you think?
  • "We should just be grateful that all of this happened at a state level. Can you imagine if one of our presidents had conducted himself in a disgraceful or illegal way?"

    Tammy Hall
    Provost
  • "Those crazy-ass governors. Thank God all those lieutenant governors are around to pick up the slack."

    Phil Kuenn
    Systems Analyst
  • "Oh, sure, pick on the Democratic governors. What about all those people Arnold Schwarzenegger mercilessly mowed down before being crushed by a hydraulic press?"

    Emerson Rocchi
    Police Officer
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