The Onion's 2008 In Review: The Economy

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2009 saw a number of eye-popping new gadgets and devices available on the consumer market. Here are some of the ones that really...
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The Onion's 2008 In Review: The Economy

The Dow Jones Industrial Average has fallen nearly 6,000 points since reaching its all-time high of more than 14,000 last year. What do you think?
  • "I'm sure that'd be even more terrifying if I knew what the points represented."

    Curtis Langford
    Systems Analyst
  • "C'mon, I've seen this happen a thousand times. The stock market crashes, and then twenty years and a world war later, everything's fine."

    Cindy Greenlagh
    Systems Analyst
  • "This sounds like a perfect time to hatch my poorly conceived, undercapitalized business venture, so that when it fails I can blame the economy."

    Ryan Timms
    Systems Analyst
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