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The Onion’s 2017 Oscar Picks

The 89th Academy Awards features a more diverse slate of film and actor nominees than in past years, though the ceremony could still field #OscarsSoWhite criticism. Here are The Onion’s picks for who should take home the coveted Oscar statuettes:

A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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The Onion's 2008 In Review: The Environment

The dramatic fall of oil prices to under $50 a barrel has silenced much of the talk of alternative energy and oil independence that was so prevalent over the summer. What do you think?
  • "All my talking about maybe carpooling with someone—gone to waste."

    Pam Corina Systems Analyst
  • "So does this mean that T. Boone Pickens can take his wind turbines and shove them up his big billionaire ass?"

    Don Goulding Carrot Farmer
  • "It's like I've always said: You can't huff sunshine."

    Kyp Honeyman Sewage Maintenance Worker
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