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Emerging Technologies

2009 saw a number of eye-popping new gadgets and devices available on the consumer market. Here are some of the ones that really...

WaMu Files For ChapLev

SEATTS—Citing fallout from the sub-p mortgage disast, WaMu was forced to file for ChapLev this past Septems. "We tried to negosh our way out...
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The Onion's 2008 In Review: The Environment

The dramatic fall of oil prices to under $50 a barrel has silenced much of the talk of alternative energy and oil independence that was so prevalent over the summer. What do you think?
  • "All my talking about maybe carpooling with someone—gone to waste."

    Pam Corina
    Systems Analyst
  • "So does this mean that T. Boone Pickens can take his wind turbines and shove them up his big billionaire ass?"

    Don Goulding
    Carrot Farmer
  • "It's like I've always said: You can't huff sunshine."

    Kyp Honeyman
    Sewage Maintenance Worker
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