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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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The Puff Daddy Trial

Rapper Sean "Puffy" Combs is on trial for illegal gun possession and bribery stemming from a 1999 shooting at a Manhattan nightclub. What do you think?
  • "How can Puffy possibly get a fair trial? It'll be impossible to find 12 jurors who don't already hate him for his shitty music."

    Bob Ayers Cashier
  • "I don't think it was a good idea for Puffy to take the stand and just chant, 'Unhh, yeah' over a recording of O.J. Simpson's testimony."

    Aimee Kohl Graduate Student
  • "A rapper with a gun? This is the most insane witch hunt in history."

    Jim Druckert Jim Druckert
  • "So they're prosecuting him on gun charges but letting him off the hook for 'I'll Be Missing You'?"

    Natalie Orza Homemaker
  • "I bet Jay-Z is so jealous."

    Gregg Butler Accountant
  • "Man, I'd hate to cross paths with that guy in prison. No, wait–that would be fine."

    John Whalen Cab Driver

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