The Redskins and Cowboys Violate The NFL’s Unwritten Salary Cap Rule

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The Redskins and Cowboys Violate The NFL’s Unwritten Salary Cap Rule

  • "So there's an unwritten NFL rule about not exceeding the nonexistent salary cap when there's no salary cap, but nothing about not calling your team a racial slur?"


  • "The embarrassing late-winter news dumps about how teams have been violating rules are my favorite part of the NFL season."


  • "Well, what's the worst that could have happened? People would start thinking Jerry Jones and Daniel Snyder are despicable human beings?"


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