"So long as Mallo Cups remain untainted, I care little about this."Matt Maldonado
"Now I can finally unload all this mad-cow-related merchandise."Oscar Kinnard
"Mad Cow? Isn't that the guy on the Z-106 Morning Nuthouse? I always knew there was something wrong with him."Victoria Ewart
"People are overlooking an important aspect of this crisis: Have you actually seen a cow staggering around drooling? It's hilarious."Warren Hough
"Does this candy knock children unconscious for an hour or so? Oh. Never mind, then."Benjamin Ruff
"Germany is being forced to slaughter 400,000 cattle. Luckily, they're pretty good at that sort of thing."Susan Royce
Mad-cow disease is once again sweeping Europe, prompting renewed fears on this side of the Atlantic, including a New York-area recall of Mamba, a candy that contains beef gelatin. What do you think?