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The Life Of Diana, Princess Of Wales

Today marks 20 years since the funeral of Princess Diana, known to many as the “people’s princess.” The Onion looks back at the life of Princess Diana before it was cut tragically short.

Study: Other Countries Weird

BOSTON—Examining a wide variety of cross-cultural data, a Boston University study released Monday determined that other countries are weird.

Japanese Family Puts Aging Robot In Retirement Home

KYOTO, JAPAN—Saying the move to the assisted care facility was the right decision after so many years of operation, members of the Akiyama family finally put their aging robot in a retirement home, sources reported Friday.

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.
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The Saudi Peace Plan

A Middle East peace plan from Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah has generated hope among both Palestinians and Israelis. What do you think?
  • "I applaud Saudi Arabia for being willing to compromise on the degree to which Israel is wrong."

    Vicki Kjell Nurse
  • "I think the U.S. should endorse Crown Prince Abdullah's plan only after exhaustive review by King Vitaman and Queen Sara Saturday."

    Robert Zisk Systems Analyst
  • "Wow, the Grammys and a Middle East peace plan, all in one week."

    Bryan Brecht Carpet Installer
  • "This proposal is being put forth by a corrupt kingdom on behalf of two ancient sworn enemies whose agendas are dictated by their most extreme factions. How could it fail?"

    Isaac Robinson Defense Attorney
  • "These Saudis are just a bunch of Jimmy Carter wannabes."

    Miriam Holt Interior Decorator
  • "Hurrah! Peace at last!"

    Fred Duffy Clerk

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