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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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'The Scream' Sells For $119.9 Million

Edvard Munch's expressionist drawing The Scream sold at Sotheby's for $119.9 million, the highest price ever paid for a work of art at auction. What do you think?

  • "Yeah, way to trumpet to the world that you’re a total cat-burglar failure."

    Noel Zissis Travel Guide
  • "That's probably Nick over at Sotheby's. He does great work."

    Jim Partridge Personal Attendant
  • "Oh, God, that's right. What was I thinking? Hey, you don't have $119.9 million I could borrow, do you?"

    Teri Gerwig Naphtha-Plant Treater
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