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Woman Conducting Ongoing Scientific Experiment On Own Skin

DULUTH, MN—Noting her methodic applications of various chemical agents in carefully controlled combinations, sources confirmed Wednesday that local woman Sara Holloway has been carrying out an open-ended scientific experiment on her own skin.
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'The Scream' Sells For $119.9 Million

Edvard Munch's expressionist drawing The Scream sold at Sotheby's for $119.9 million, the highest price ever paid for a work of art at auction. What do you think?

  • "Yeah, way to trumpet to the world that you’re a total cat-burglar failure."

    Noel Zissis Travel Guide
  • "That's probably Nick over at Sotheby's. He does great work."

    Jim Partridge Personal Attendant
  • "Oh, God, that's right. What was I thinking? Hey, you don't have $119.9 million I could borrow, do you?"

    Teri Gerwig Naphtha-Plant Treater
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