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In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

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President Trump has revealed his first budget blueprint, which contains $54 billion in cuts while accommodating increased spending on defense and security. The Onion details the major elements of Trump’s proposed budget:
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The Stem-Cell Bill

The House recently passed a bill lifting restrictions on stem-cell research, but Bush has threatened to veto the bill if it passes the Senate. What do you think?
  • "The Democrats and Republicans—and most of the American public—are actually in agreement over an issue. You can see how Bush would want to put a stop to that right away."

    Ali Marni Contractor
  • "Some things are just morally reprehensible, like using science to save people's lives."

    Todd Filbert Lawyer
  • "If Bush vetoes this bill, I'm going to veto him! With a bumper sticker, of course."

    Tanya Spinks Hand Model
  • "Hey, if it weren't for scientific research, Christopher Reeve would've died on that polo field and none of this would even be an issue in the first place."

    Gary Schneider Systems Analyst
  • "The Democrats want stem-cell research so they can cure multiple sclerosis. The GOP wants it so they can grow an army of zombies. So Bush is in a tough spot politically."

    Wesley Wilkes Fry Cook
  • "They're not stems, they're babies! And they're not cells, they're babies! And it's not research, it's babies!"

    Rose Anderson Translator
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