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Biggest Announcements From E3

Each June, E3, or The Electronic Entertainment Expo, hosts game developers showing off their latest products. Here are this year’s most exciting announcements:

‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

Ringo Starr Announces 26th Beatles Album With New Backing Band

‘Moonbeam Sunday’ Slated For Release On June 16

LONDON—Excitedly informing fans that the iconic pop group was back with more original music, Ringo Starr announced Tuesday that on June 16 he would be releasing a 26th Beatles album titled ‘Moonbeam Sunday’ with an all-new backing band.
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The Subway Series

For the first time in 44 years, baseball's World Series is a Subway Series, with the New York Mets and New York Yankees squaring off. What do you think of the all-Big Apple Fall Classic?
  • "At long last, the eyes of the nation are finally on New York."

    Danielle Coomes Graduate Student
  • "It'll be exciting to see which team's fans get to trash Times Square in victory rioting."

    Maryellen Janus Linguist
  • "As an Upper East Side Yankee fan, I prefer to think of this as a Door-To-Door Car-Service Series."

    Bill Anderson Stock Broker
  • "Know what would make this perfect? If there were some sort of hat or shirt that people excited about the series could buy and wear. Wait, wait–hear me out on this."

    Ray Loney File Clerk
  • "This is just the sort of thing that leads to epic, era-defining novels of the American experience by Don DeLillo."

    Larry Boone Systems Analyst
  • "I've been waiting years for this glorious event. What? No, I'm not a Met or Yankee fan. I'm a terrorist with a relatively small amount of plutonium."

    Victor Kritikos Trader

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