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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO

Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous...

Trump Casually Informs Pence He Going To Make One Or Two Appearances During Speech

CLEVELAND—Pulling his running mate aside backstage at the Republican National Convention just minutes before the Indiana governor was scheduled to formally accept the party’s vice presidential nomination, GOP candidate Donald Trump casually informed Mike Pence that he would probably make one or two quick appearances during the Midwestern conservative’s headlining speech tonight.

‘Heed My Tragic Story Well, Friends, For You Could Just As Easily Be Me,’ Says Chris Christie In Haunting RNC Speech

CLEVELAND—A thrall sweeping over the assembled GOP officials and party members Tuesday as he recounted his chilling tale of hubris, New Jersey governor Chris Christie reportedly entreated those at the Republican National Convention to consider the sad story of his own dizzying rise and ignominious fall, offering a bitter warning to all in attendance that his terrible fate could befall any one of them.
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The Tax-Cut Proposal

In his first major initiative as president, George W. Bush is lobbying hard for a controversial $1.6 trillion tax cut. What do you think?
  • "Finally, the burden of raising a family on a meager factory-job salary will be lifted slightly. What? It won't? Damn."

    Sunil Bardeekian Forklift Operator
  • "Is this one of those things that sounds great but only benefits the rich? Or is it one of those genuinely great, fairytale things that never really happens?"

    Hillary Green Art Historian
  • "I'm not sure what to make of all this. Can I get back to you after tonight's O'Reilly Factor?"

    Jill Yablonsky Homemaker
  • "A 10-year, $1.6 trillion cut to revive a softening economy and rein in spending impulses in Congress? Four words: Party at my place!"

    Frank Muncie Systems Analyst
  • "Income tax? Geez, I thought that highway toll I paid when we went to Taste Of Chicago last year took care of everything."

    Bill Bohnert Custodian
  • "This would be a tremendous boon to me and my fellow corporate titans if any of us actually paid taxes."

    Tom Wilhoyte CEO

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