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The Worldwide AIDS Crisis

AIDS in the Third World, particularly Africa, is an ever-growing problem. What do you think?
  • "Wow, storage costs for that AIDS quilt must be skyrocketing."

    Jay Litton
    Busboy
  • "That's it. Call off the Olympics."

    Thomas Batson
    Banker
  • "Normally, I'd have sympathy for the Third World, but you've gotta admit it's their fault for being gay."

    Gayle Showalter
    Teacher
  • "AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa is on the rise because sufferers have failed to ask their doctors about Combivir®."

    Shelli Madden
    Food Scientist
  • "We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."

    Glen Luther
    Systems Analyst
  • "We can't just throw money at the problem. Or discuss it in the political arena. Or address it at all."

    Yi Shade
    Foreman
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