Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Park Announced

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Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Park Announced

Massachusetts heritage railroad site Edaville USA has announced that it will soon break ground on a theme park based on the children’s television series Thomas the Tank Engine. What do you think?

  • “Thank God they’re finally building a theme park my kids will never drag me to.”

    Allie Maserole
    Focus Group Coordinator
  • “Yet another reason to visit Edaville!”

    Carl Stepp
    Magnet Tester
  • “I still don’t get how this would be more fun than just hanging out at a regular train station.”

    Eric Nathe
    Key Clerk
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