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President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.

Being A Mom Was The Best Four Years Of My Life!

As I get older, I find myself reflecting on my life more often and marveling at what an amazing journey it’s been. I’ve made tons of great friends, been to magnificent places all over the world, and learned so many important things about myself along the way. But if I’m being honest, there’s one period of my life that stands out from all the rest: those four incredible years when I was a mom.
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Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Park Announced

Massachusetts heritage railroad site Edaville USA has announced that it will soon break ground on a theme park based on the children’s television series Thomas the Tank Engine. What do you think?

  • “Thank God they’re finally building a theme park my kids will never drag me to.”

    Allie Maserole Focus Group Coordinator
  • “Yet another reason to visit Edaville!”

    Carl Stepp Magnet Tester
  • “I still don’t get how this would be more fun than just hanging out at a regular train station.”

    Eric Nathe Key Clerk

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