Three-Parent Embryo Developed

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Vol 44 Issue 06

Patriots' Season Perfect For Rest Of Nation

FOXBOROUGH, MA—As the once-invincible, still-insufferable Patriots attempt to come to grips with their 17-14 Super Bowl loss to the Giants, the death of their dream to go undefeated, and the possible end of their dynasty, almost every other...

NBA, NHL Seasons Begin

NEW YORK—In what sports fans across the nation are calling uncannily perfect timing, both the National Basketball Association and the National...
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Three-Parent Embryo Developed

British scientists claim to have created an embryo with genes from three people. What do you think?
  • "What? A conception that strays from traditional heterosexual marital union? Where's my congressman?"

    Michael Hartman
    Millwright
  • "God, I hope the three British people weren't all from the royal family."

    Ethan Richards
    EMT
  • "So what? A lot of people already have three parents. My own daughter has blue eyes like her one daddy, and she likes to stay up late and bounce checks at the liquor store just like the other."

    Emma Morganstern
    Physical Therapy Aide
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