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Most Anticipated Panels At Comic-Con

San Diego Comic-Con kicks off tomorrow, and this year’s schedule is packed with must-see events. Here are the most highly-anticipated panels of Comic-Con 2017.

Listen, Area Boss Gets It

PHILADELPHIA—Readily admitting that everything you’re saying makes a lot of sense, Greenwave Media accounts manager Bryan Mellis confirmed on Wednesday that he totally gets it.
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Three-Parent Embryo Developed

British scientists claim to have created an embryo with genes from three people. What do you think?
  • "What? A conception that strays from traditional heterosexual marital union? Where's my congressman?"

    Michael Hartman Millwright
  • "God, I hope the three British people weren't all from the royal family."

    Ethan Richards EMT
  • "So what? A lot of people already have three parents. My own daughter has blue eyes like her one daddy, and she likes to stay up late and bounce checks at the liquor store just like the other."

    Emma Morganstern Physical Therapy Aide

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