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Vol 43 Issue 41

Atlantic City Mayor Resigns

After an absence of nearly two weeks in which his whereabouts were largely unknown, Robert W. Levy, mayor of Atlantic City, NJ, returned to office...

Piping-Hot Calzone Missing

WEST ORANGE, NJ—"It was right here a second ago," said the owner of the sizzling Italian sandwich, which was last seen in the office break room at approximately 1 p.m.

Police Tasers Deemed Safe

A recent independent study determined that Tasers are generally safe in the hands of the police. What do you think?
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Ticket Brokers Under Fire

After a slew of instantaneous concert sell-outs, culminating with tween idol Hannah Montana, several states are looking into consumer protection lawsuits to stop ticket brokers from gathering them all up. What do you think?
  • "Paying out the nose for tickets from a broker sucks, but I do find comfort in the fact that I'm not giving my money to Ticketmaster."

    Patricia Bullwinkel
    Beer Distributor
  • "If kids could get Hannah Montana tickets anytime they wanted them, how would they learn the value of crushing disappointment?"

    Anthony Sylvain
    Systems Analyst
  • "Thank goodness. Being denied access to the Hannah Montana concert was the poisoned icing on my horrible cupcake of a year."

    Gilberto Arstaud
    Shoe Salesman
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